Of all the luck, I rear-ended a car this morning.

We both pull over to the side of the road. So I
get out of my car to check the damage ...and slowly
the other driver gets out of his car ... and you
know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and even a bad
situation seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ...

The Guy was a DWARF!

No kidding-- an honest-to-goodness midget!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well then, which one are you?'

.... and that's when the fight started.

uh-oh....least it wasn't GRUMPY!