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PostSubject: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....   Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:42 am

MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A
WOMAN.....






On a
transatlantic flight,




A plane passes
through a severe storm.




The turbulence is
awful, and
things go from bad to
worse




when one wing is
struck by lightning.




One woman in particular
loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.




'I'm too young
to
die,' she wails.




Then she yells,
'Well, if I'm going to die,




I want
my
last minutes on earth
to be memorable!




Is there anyone on
this plane




who can make me feel like
a WOMAN?'





For a moment there is
silence.



Everyone has
forgotten their own peril.





They all stare,
riveted, at the desperate woman




in the front of the
plane.







Then a cowboy from
Wyoming stands up




in the rear of the
plane.





He
is
handsome: tall, well
built,





with dark brown hair
and hazel eyes.





He
starts
to walk slowly up the
aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.






One button at a
time........



No one
moves..................






He removes his
shirt................





Muscles ripple across
his chest..........



She
gasps....................

He
whispers................




'Iron this...then get
me a beer.'

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PostSubject: Re: MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.....   Wed Oct 15, 2008 10:21 pm

I've read this one before, but it's still a great one! TFS~

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