missysue Jewel


Number of posts: 974 Age: 39 Location: Northern Illinois Birthday: May 24th Registration date: 2006-10-06
 | Subject: Too Funny Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:54 am | |
| A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day. > > The husband checked into the hotel and, unlike years ago, there was a > computer in his room, and he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he > accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without noticing his > error, sent the e-mail to the wrong address. > > Meanwhile somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her > husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory after suffering > a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages > from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and > then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the > floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read: >
> To: My Loving Wife > Date: Friday, July 13, 2007 > Subject: I have Arrived! > > Dearest Love: > > I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and
> you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and > have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival > tomorrow, and I look forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as > uneventful as mine was. > > P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here! |
_________________ -- Missy sue
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