missysue
Number of posts : 991
Age : 53
Location : Northern Illinois
Birthday : May 24th
Registration date : 2006-10-05
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| Never Piss a Woman Off!!!
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you have to.
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Donna D
Number of posts : 1142
Age : 61
Location : Northern Illinois
Birthday : January 8th
Registration date : 2006-10-05
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Scrappy Doo 2 U
Number of posts : 1263
Age : 53
Location : Misserable-Sippi
Birthday : December 18th
Registration date : 2006-11-27
| | Subject: Re: JOKE OF THE DAY Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:32 am | |
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